My sister just gave me The Ultimate Apple: apple, “whipping cream caramel”, roasted, salted nuts and milk chocolate.
Yummy.
Sounds good. 
Mmmmmm…
Wow. I want one. Need my address? Next Day Air’s wonderful, don’t you know?
Sorry, Ogre, I only have one. And I already took a bit out of it. There is a website on the package, though, if you want to try and order one over the net–although it’d probably be easier and cheaper to just pop over to your nearest good candy/chocolate store.
Darn the luck!