Moderators funniest responses

So, is Jerk Moderator anything like Jerk Chicken? If so, what spices do I use and how do I cook it? Or should this be in Cafe Society?

CJ

I believe it was TooSexyForMyComputer who got his status changed to TOO STUPID FOR WORDS

Funny stuff! If you can find any of his old posts, his member status is still set as that.

My personal favorite, courtesy of Manhattan:

[sub]Based on recent revelations, you realize just how prescient that comment really was… :rolleyes:[/sub]

This thread is better suited for In My Humble Opinion. I’ll move it for you.


Cajun Man - SDMB Moderator

Well shit ** Cajun Man ** that wasn’t funny at all.

I’m disapointed, Cajun Man.

You could’ve at the very least made it “This thread is better suited for In My Humble Opinion. I’ll move it for you, asshat”. Or made some topographical reference to monkeys doin it’.

He’s just jealous 'cuz no one mentioned any of HIS (brilliant) epilogues…

It’s all in the delivery, man.

When Cajun Man typed “I’ll move it for you,” he was playing “Humouresque” on the violin, slipping on a discarded banana peel, and balancing a live seal on the tip of his nose.

Wearia, I wish you had not mentioned that. I should not have told those lies about Mr. Zotti. I am very happy. I am happy when I move threads. I am happy when I close threads. I am not happy when people do the wrong thing, but then I am happy when I can make things better. I am happy to serve Cecil Adams. Mr. Zotti is a great man. It makes me happy to be a Moderator. Do not believe those silly lies I told you before. We are all treated very well. I am very, very happy.

Oh man! Why am I just now reading those threads with Cleverman?! Banhattan has got to be the funniest thing I have ever seen on SDMB!

:: falls over laughing ::

I like MEBuckner’s from Matrix Ending.

No look, right there in the thread. See it obviously says how your being tortured by the “evil” Zotti. Look its all in there. I mean, you don’t say evil but I think we can figure thats what you meant. I think Zotti can settle this. I mean its not like you’ve got anything to be afraid of.

We got a double whammy just today, in this thread : Can Manhattan Swear When Closing A Thread in GQ?

MEBuckner gave the response:

(Manhattan’s response isn’t quite so funny on the face of it, but it’s an entirely appropriate response to the level that thread was being pulled down to.)

From manhattan in the thread Is the STAR TREK transporter an execution chamber?

I have changed the color on MEBuckner’s hidden message for easier viewing.

:smiley:

Wow. As a total admitted newbie, I have a lot of catching up to do - and this thread has sent me into a crazy maze of followed links.

About 14 hours later, and here I am - with no work done! :smack:

Mate, it’ll only get worse.

:smiley:

Coldfire in this thread

I’ve always enjoyed Alphagene’s wit, who unfortunately doesn’t post as much as he used to. From this old thread:

He closed the thread with this understated post:

Okay everyone. I am mentioning Cajun Man and his awesome response and joke made in this now closed thread. Pretty damn good if you ask me!:smiley: