Okay, I did a search and see that this has been done before(Moderators Funniest Responses), but rather than revive the old thread, I’ll just start up the sequel.
Why? Because I just finished giggling over Gaudere’s closing comment in this thread.
So, anybody have any new ones? Favorite moderator comments, especially on thread closings? (Preferably newer ones, not already mentioned in the original thread).
I found it!
Look under the user name.
link
DAMN, that’s funny!
OMG. That’s hilarious
Why wasn’t it “2Stupid4Words”?
I’d say “Yes” to MEBuckner’s closing statement in this thread.
And Monstre, Iyyob started another similar thread as the one in your OP, and DavidB’s response was:
Re. the OP’s example: That is one of maybe two or three times that I have actually laughed out loud reading the boards.
One I just came across in a recently closed thread is from UncleBeer:
(I’m not trying to restart anything from that trainwreck, but man, that was a real penis-shrinker of a smackdown.)
Yes! I found it! Ha ha! From way back when, Arnold Winkelried responds to accusations of being a Nazi.
Classic.
With the boards being horribly slow and all, may I humbly suggest that rather than just linking to the response in question y’all like, ya know, *quote[i/] it too?
No disrespect to KGS, but Manhattan’s response in this thread had me laughing out loud:
Manhattan also posted a hilarious follow-up in the ensuing Pit thread:
That’s exactly the response that popped into my head when I saw this thread! Classic indeed.
Well, this series was kinda fun for a while:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=90825
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=58250
I felt a great disturbance in the SDMB, as if teeming millions of keyboards cried out as one, and then were silent.
Are you suggesting to us that the SDMB moderators really need more ego pumping? :dubious:
Are you suggesting that they’re egomaniacs? They do a thankless job, for FREE, and you think they’re being egomaniacs?
They don’t have to do it if they don’t want to.
At the risk of getting my nuts crushed in a vice … I think it might be kinda fun to legally whack unsuspecting newbie weenies.
Hey, its not for free…they get a coffee mug.
Yeah, I saw that one too – but I just thought Gaudere’s was funnier. 