Awwww, but I wanted to be on the sig line.
Always here to help. 
My favorite ever is Matthew Chapter 6. Read it at folks in the King James version, since for a lot of people that’s the only one they think is worth a poo. This is the one all about not being a hypocrite, rich, etc.
Go for Chapter 7 too, while you’re at it. Thence is the pearls before swine bit.
And Polycarp? I didn’t know that…that’s pretty fascinating. Learn something new every day. 
I’m glad to see that the lady’s doing something good with her life.
THAC0 was easier for calculating hits? Right now I have to add 2 numbers together and see if it’s bigger than that other number. No way is that harder than “ok, I need this if their AC is zero, but wait, now I have to adjust to what it actually is, and then there are the 400 other adjustments that are all just included in the one number you add to your roll now”. 
And how could Kirk not be better than Picard? Picard never got to snog all the random alien chicks.
Yeah, I know. I’ll pick up the dork sign on the way out. 