I likes me the word fish. It’s made of the four funnest letters in the English alphabet. F. I. S. H. Draw the word out and the letters get even funner. Ffffiiiissshh. Fish. There’s nothing not to like about the word.
Another cool thing about fish is that they’re often moist. Mmmmoooiiisssttt.
Fish!
Edited to add: If you think about the word fish for too long you start to wonder if it’s a real word even though you’ve lived with it all your life. That’s what kind of a fun word fish is.
Moist, on the other hand, doesn’t do squat for me.
Now, squat, how’s that word grab ya?
Moist fish smock.
Mmmmoist fishsmock.
Moistfish smock.
MmmmMMmmMMmmmooooist Fiiiiiiish SMOCK!
Um… no… I actually rather like the word “hard”…
Now, the phrase “moist panties” on the other hand, makes me want to climb a wall. It’s like fingernails on a chalkboard. Eeeuuugggghhhhhhhhh.
Damp. …Work tunic. …Seagoing vertebrate.
Maybe I’m weird, but I kinda like “rock hard”.
Moist IS a weird word.
The more I think about it, the more it doesn’t even seem like a real word.
Moist. Moist. Mmmmmoooooooiiiiiiissst.
Huh.
Moist hoist.
I am firmly of the opinion that the word “moist” should only ever come into play when describing cake or lady parts.
Why be so exclusive? Here is a case where one can have the cake and eat it too.
I prefer my brownies moist.
So I shall eat my moist, delectable brownies whilst wearing nothing but my smock with fish on it.
What’s wrong with the word smock? It doesn’t even seem like a real word. In fact, after reading this thread, I’m afraid to starting repeating any word in my head too many times lest everything starts seeming unreal and my world starts coming apart at the seams.
A moist smock would be uncomfortable.
I think we all know the 800-pound gorilla in this room is panties.
What type of panties does an 800-pound gorilla wear?
Are they moist?
Is he wearing a smock?
The gorilla has left the building. See post #24.
Shhhhh.
This thread is turning me on. And it doesn’t help that American Heritage Dictionary points out “moist” is derived from the Latin for “juicy”:
ETYMOLOGY: Middle English moiste, from Old French, alteration (influenced by Latin musteus, juicy) of Vulgar Latin
Gorillas wear underpants, which are 15% funnier than other varieties of underwear.
Underpants.
Congratulations! You have achieved semantic saturation. Now you must move on to the next word: Stipple.
Etymologies turn me on. I always stipple-ate that the man I marry must know something about etymology.
Works with most words. I convinced myself that there was no such word as ‘bread’ once.