Fellas, in honor of Valentine’s Day, I figure it’s time to unleash the list of 99 Least-Sexy Words to Use While Making Love to Your Lady[sup]TM[/sup].
Ladies, feel free to contribute. Fellas, feel free to take notes, or to add words that you’ve said in the past that have contributed to an angry twisting of your testicles by your lady during sweet coitus.
Gay men, I would love to see a list of 99 Least-Sexy Words to Use While Making Gay Love to a Man.
-Ant (not to be confused with “aunt,” which is a-ok.)