Shhhh! Don’t say “zesty” so loud! The same brand of salad dressing used to use both “zesty” and “robust” in its advertisements…and we know what happened to “robust”! ::shudder::
Hey, can I borrow that? SPONG SPONG SPOng spong spong spong spong spong spong spong
“the man I marry must know something about etymology”
I know lots of stuff about moist insects, but not all of them.
I feel as though this thread is pointless enough for me to hijack by pointing out to the world that I just opened a different thread, only to be completely horrified that I had already responded to it but had zero recollection of doing so.
My point: drugs (in my case, Ambien specifically) are very dangerous.
[sub]somehow I managed to be more coherant than I would be while completely conscious, thankfully
this may or may not have been written under the influence of Ambien. I’m pretty sure I ran out last night, but who knows what’s really going on?[/sub]
Into buggery, are we?
Not one of those words in inherently funny. 
Way to totally screw up my hijack.
[sub]snausages[/sub]
You’re getting close with “snausages.”
Where is the love for Molybdenum? Mooooooooooleeeeeeeeendeeeeeeeummmmmm?
Moist molybdenum fish smocks anyone?
Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod Cod
ok, now, with the understanding that “cod” is English slang for “The Naughty Bits Of A Man” let’s try …
battered cod
Those of you stringing together “moist” and “panties” as words you can’t stand: do I know you?
There was this girl I went to undergrad with. She mentioned that three words she absolutely hated were “moist,” “panties,” and “chunks.” After a brief silence, the obvious response came: “So… you’re saying you don’t like moist chunks in your panties?”
HEY, I resemble that remark.
Take it back, take it back, take it back!
Bendy, pointy and make great weapons - elbows.
(And moist always makes me think of the jungle. It’s just so, not damp exactly, humid isn’t quite enough…MOIST that’s what it is!)
