Mom Brady Got the Crabs from John Lindsay

Do you think thisis for real, or is Florence Henderson just hard up for cash?

ETA: As I really don’t know about such things, is this how pubic lice manifest themselves?

As I said when I saw this last night. Eww! EWW! and more EEW!

I disagree that John Lindsay was “unattractive,” though. Actually, he was pretty damned handsomein the Kennedy style.

When both people are such major pubic figures, yes it can be very, very bad.

Crab lice is an STD? It’s not a disease at all. It’s an insect infestation.

Eh? I see no reference to him being unattractive either in the article, or in StusBlues’ post…

Props.

Huh. I always wondered, when I was a kid, why Mom thought the Brady Bunch would warp our minds. We had to watch Rin Tin Tin instead and she didn’t mind if we acted like we had rabies.

There was a fairly messed-up exchange on the BB’s first episode (by my straight-x standards). Carol calls Mike before the wedding, admitting she has a few “butterflies” in her stomach. Mike responds that he has “flying saucers” in his. The solution?

Carol: “So take a tranquilizer.”

Mike: “I did. It didn’t work.”

Carol: “So take another one.”

And they wonder why the 60s and 70s were so pharmacologically enriched.

I saw that in this story which refers to her “married and unattractive friend.”

“I can’t know that!”