Great. Now they’re trying to steal the wokeness.
The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea just called, and they’re not happy that MFL is trying to deliberately break the Ironic Names Plausibility Barrier and make it harder for hypocritical regimes and organizations the world over to not blow their cover.
Bravo @John_DiFool
Given that woke is the past tense of wake and a wake can sink a small boat…
What kind of monsters are you people? Can’t you just let these morans fine people live with their bad choices and not rub it in?
A wake, Americans! (AKA Dumbkirk).
Uh-oh. Who could possibly have seen this one coming? Moms for Liberty founder identified in second sex tape with another woman. Didn’t even know she was in a first one until now.
From an Advocate article on this one:
Every statewide official, starting with DeSantis, has called for Christian Ziegler to resign, and the Republican Party of Florida’s executive board last week reduced his salary, censured him and set in motion a process to remove him in January. Christian Ziegler is reportedly seeking a $2 million payout to step down.
My take:
Ziegler: “Yeah, I know I’m the public face of your party organization, with a job of making the party look good to conservatives with traditional family values. And I’m charged with rape. And there are sex tapes circulating of me and my wife getting it on with other women. So, $2 million makes this problem go away.”
A former Sarasota student has a few wise words for Ziegler; to wit: she shouldn’t step down because she had a threesome, she should step down because she’s absolutely shit at her job.
My take:
Ziegler: “Do you know how much grift I expected to rake in from this job? You guys are robbing me! I think about two mil will barely cover my plans for a sex dungeon in the basement. Better give me that or I start speading around the photos. Not mine. Yours.”
That’s impressive. Thanks for posting it.
Ziegler has been fired by the state GOP, by a vote of 199 to 3
Makes you wonder who the “3” were and what they thought they were standing up for.
Well, I’m assuming that one of the three was Ziegler. I guess that makes up a different kind of “threesom”.
A Threesome for Freedom? A Freesome?
I hope freesome becomes a cromulent term.
A school board member in TN backed by MFL has been arrested for shoplifting from Target.
I am going to guess, based on the years I spent up on the grocery store catwalk with the security guards, that a substantial part of what she stole was makeup.
Hey, when you’re a Mom appearing on tv news shows to plead for Liberty, you want to look your very best!
That shit be expensive. Scruffy loser chix wanna look good too.