I’m thinking of recording “A Billion Bottles of Beer on the Wall.”
I’m planning to release it as a 42 album set.
Think it’ll fly?
Yea, good idea. If that sells I can make some money off my famous Pork Muffins.
What is this, some kind of freakout??
Sigh.
Pay no attention to this post. My 16 year old nephew posted it while I was having a cigar on the porch.
It won’t happen again.
Aww, rats, I got all excited fer nuthin’.
Wally,
Have your nephew contact my people. They have called an emergency meeting. There’s more to this than you realize.
Wally,
Things are happening fast. I have Keith Richards onboard with this. Light a fire under that nephew.
Your nephew sure sounds a lot like you, pal!
Hey! Where’s my sawbuck?
Elton John won’t do it unless he gets the “odd fifties.” I don’t know exactly what that means but there is a window of opportunity here and I am trying to protct your nephew’s interests. Get him on the blower. Stop the floodgates.
Heck, it can’t be worse than the album we put out by the reunited Vixen a couple of years ago…
Yer pal,
Satan
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Still not smoking, but away from my meter!
Satan sez:
NFW! Are you freaking serious? I nearly spewed my cheerios all over my keyboard.
Any hope for a Winger album?
Just in from the newswire!
“Andrew Lloyd Webber announced today that his proposed new musical The 99 Bottles, from the hit Winger album 99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall, is expected to break all records for it’s London opening!”
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TROLL!!!
I timed it at 8 seconds per verse. If you sang really fast, you might be able to get it down to 5 seconds per verse, for a total of 5 billion seconds.
Given that a standard CD holds 74 minutes (4,440 seconds) of sound, you would need a 1,126,127 volume set.
Your 42 volume set would only hold 37,296 verses.
Dr. Crane! Your glockenspiel has come to life!
Hmmm, this brings up the idea of a “Who has the most spare time on their hands?” thread, but the winner would be a foregone conclusion.
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Long weekend, huh guys?
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
- What are you doing smoking cigars, young man?
q)Your nephew sounds like a future Doper to me.
9X)I’d buy it.
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perhaps we could just have it live streaming through RealAudio throughout the world forever. Yes, excellent.
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How many CDs does it take if he can get Alvin and the Chipmunks to do it?