Monkey Shakespeare Simulator

Woah, I can’t see a single post.

Uh, it was the monkeys/hamsters, I swear.

Hopefully, they won’t eat this one:

Take a million monkeys, have them poke a typewriter long enough, and Shakespeare will come out. Well right now, the site’s up to 1641 monkeys and 6000 years on my computer have passed and I’ve got four letters done. I opened up 7 browser windows to let it chug away. The record’s 6 letters and the projects been running for about a month. Can anyone top that?

The obvious solution is: More Monkeys!

[Bob Newhart]“To be, or not to be…that is the gezornenplatz” [/Bob Newhart]