Monster Removal and Prevention Program

I got this flyer on my door this evening:

**Save $25.00 today

Monster Removal
For all monsters, big and small, hairy and oh so scary, we are the only company with a Monster Removal
Program. As a parent, you deserve a good night’s sleep, let us take care of the Monsters.

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Creepy Creatures Pest and Wildlife Busters

Yes, there is a website with more info on their Monster Removal Program.

Wish I’d thought of this first.

Heh, cute.