On second thoughts, Camelot sounds like rather a silly place…
A witch! A witch! A witch!
Yes you must spank us all!
Fierra,
Thanks for the honour, but should a newbie perform such an IMPORTANT job around here?
I mean… shouldt a minister be elected?
I’d like to apply for the job of secretary to the ministy of Silly posts…
(nice and secure civil-servant job…) 
::walks off and starts nie-ing the swallows in his shrubbery::
Mr Pudey, the very real problem is one of money. I’m afraid that the Ministry of Silly Posts is no longer getting the kind of support it needs. You see there’s Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Posts… they’re all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Posts than it did on National Defence. Now we get £348,000,000 a year, which is supposed to be spent on all our available products. Coffee?
I gotta brag just a wee bit 'coz I hit pay-dirt this Dec 25[sup]th[/sup].
I got TWO [sub]legs from my hips to the ground…[/sub], that is, TWO boxed sets of “The Flying Circus” (A&E’s versions), one from my wife and one from my brother. AND a dear friend gave me a T-shirt - on the back, all great big like, is John Cleese with briefcase and bowler hat, in mid high-kick and the words “The Ministry of Silly Walks”.
Watched a few episodes off the tapes with the family. Wife, of course, loved them. Brother laughed in some of the right places. But my mother sat there with a big WHOOSH going over her head every few minutes. That is, until she fell asleep.
P’raps my dad would get the jokes.
I haven’t racked up so well, Python-wise, since the year I got BOTH volumes of “All The Words” AND “Mynot Phonty’s Bongosok”.
(Sings) “It’s Christmas, it’s Christmas in heavennn…”
…and I hate to nitpick, Mercutio…
It’s actually “Pull the other one!”
As in ‘pull the other leg’… as in “Yer pulling my leg!”.
It’s a British thing, I guess. I STILL haven’t got a decent explanation of what “It’s a fair cop” means.
“She turned me into a newt!”
“A newt?”
“Got better…”
Hello! Well, it’s just before 12 o’clock and time for the penguin on top of your monitor to explode.
Beatiful plumage.
(might be a double post…)
Clerk: Look how beautifully it sits on the perch.
Customer: It’s fucking nailed to the perch!
Clerk: Beautiful plummage…
I interrupt this thread to annoy you and make things generally irritating.
…lemon curry?
It’s…
Is this the right thread for an argument?
I told you once.
Did not.
Albatross!
Is that a penguin on your monitor?
NOT THE COMFY CHAIR!!!
A minute passed.
Then another.
I looked at my watch.
Twas a minute past.
Then a minute, which seemed like an hour but was only a minute, past.
Know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge
Cyril Connolly?
No, semi-caaaaarnally!
Oh!
Cyril Connolly…
Whistles as he walks away
Spam spam spam spam…
My nipples explode in delight!
In the computer game “Worms Armageddon” the Holy Hand Grenade is used as a weapon, I saw it and cracked up. Also, the Simpsons makes a few refrences to Monty Python.
And Now For Something Completely Different…
Thank you screech-owl!
I lost the link last month, and feared I’d never get it again. You are my saviour. Marry me.
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, riding through the night…