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It begins…
“Hello, I’d like to have an argument, please.”
“This is abuse–argument is down the hall.”
No it isn’t.
Yes it is!
::hits seriousart on head with backjack::
Say “WAAAAAA!”
I think my parrot is dead…
And now for something completely different!
Host: With me now is Norman St. John Polevaulter, who for the last few years has been contradicting people. St. John Polevaulter, why do you contradict people?
Polevaulter : I don’t!
Host: But you… you told me that you did.
Polevaulter: I most certainly did not!
Host: Oh. I see. I’ll start again.
Polevaulter: No you won’t!
Host: Ssh! I understand you don’t contradict people.
Polevaulter: Yes I do!
Host: And when didn’t you start contradicting them?
Polevaulter: I did! In 1952!
Host: 1952.
Polevaulter: 1947!
Host: 23 years ago.
Polevaulter: No!
Notice they do not so much fly as plummet…
Sorry seriousart, I didn’t mean to hit you on the head with a BACKjack. That might hurt. I meant BLACKjack, of course.
Dinsdale…
ALBATROSS!
And now…
The Larch. [pause]
The Larch.
::Eutychus explodes in a giant display of pyrotechnics::
The first lesson in not being seen:
Do not shout “ALBATROSS.”
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Come back here, I’ll bite your legs off!
“HELP! HELP! I’m being repressed!”
“THE…CHURCH…POLICE!!!”
I fart in your general direction!
And Now For Something Completely Different, again.
…And pointed sticks.
And then the oral sex!