Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a form of government! Supreme executive power comes from a mandate from the masses! Not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
(400th post!)
Say the punchline.
But, I don’t want to go in the cart…
Oh, I’m a lumberjack, and I’m okay…
How did you know my name was Eric?
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise… Our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency… Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope… Our four…no… Amongst our weapons… Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as fear, surprise… I’ll come in again.
BONG! Start again!
There are some who call me (pause) Tim
b.
Its a good job I didn’t tell him about the dirty knife as well.
Nudge nudge , wink wink
Hello Mrs Molestrangler
And now for…
…the fish-slapping dance.
Gooooooooood Night(a ring a dingy dingy dingy)
Gooooooooood Night(a ring a dingy dingy dingy)
[hijack]
Ranger? Jeff…is that you?
[/hijack]
Lemon curry?
I’d like to post to this thread in two ways, if I may. First in a normal font, and then in a sort of
silly, uncalled-for boldface.
I’d like to post to this thread in two ways, if I may. First in a normal font, and then in a sort of
silly, uncalled-for boldface.
Can I get mine with SPAM, SPAM, SPAM and SPAM.
Did you write that post… in the shed?
Enough of this gay banter!
This is just the sort of blinkered philistine ignorance I’ve come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing
blackheads, not caring a tinker’s cuss for the struggling artist! You excrement! You whining hypocritical toadies with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic secret handshakes! You wouldn’t let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards?!! Well I wouldn’t become a Freemason if you went down on your stinking knees and begged me!!!