“And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast; upon the lambs, and the sloaths, and the orangutans, and the fruit bats, and the sardines, and the breakfast cereals…”
BURMA!
Why did you say Burma?
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
No matter where they’ve been.
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But only when they’re green.
and so on…
I panicked.
Oh, a leg? You’re looking for a leg? Actually I think there is one in there… somewhere…
[hijack] yes [/hijack]
“You are all individuals!”
Where shall we fuck off to?
Wait for it!
Now today how to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana!
Anyone know Red_Dragon60 and I were in our schools Monty Python skits eh? We were TICKED off cause we couldnt do Nudge Nudge…go fig…
Sit on my face
and tell me that you love me
I would tax the nude in my bed. No, not tax…oh, what’s the word…WELCOME!
Splunge!
Why is it that nobody remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle- dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz- ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer- spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein- nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut- gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
No, no. This is a tobacconist’s. To-bac-con-ist’s…
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis.
And it went wherever I did go.
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, dum dum dum dum dum
What’s on the tele?
Looks like a penguin
There is an ending that sort of ties in the whole Michael Ellis thing…
**Announcer:**And now it’s time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode…
[sfx]KAAAAABOOOOOOOOM[/sfx]
**Mrs Niggerbaiter:**How did he know that was going to happen?
**Announcer:**It was an inspired guess!
He takes from the poor and gives to the rich
Stupid bitch
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!
I can’t say it - you’ll have to say it.