Monty Python fans in here!

Okay, you didn’t waste your money, Ankh. But I highly recommend that anyone who wants to get Python films on DVD, get or wait for the Criterion version(s).

Aw, how sweet! They both want to marry me. :o
Guess I’ll have to call…
THE BISHOP!

(cue: cheesy 60s spy show theme)

Where’s 'e from?
<eh?>
what diocese!?


FTR, if it helps my case, I my next tattoo is going to be a nice Gothic-Script “Leicester” on the back of the neck…

Seriously!

er, that is, I think my next tattoo yaddah yaddah yaddah.

Newbie here. I once had a wife who could never remember the line:

“WHAT’S the air speed velocity of a laden swallow?”

I had to divorce her.

UncleBill, I’d like to welcome this gommy bastard to God’s Green Earth, and remind 'im that we don’t like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.

You tell’im, Bruce.

Everybody, sing along!

Immmmmmmm-manual Kant was a
Real pissant
Who was very rarely stable…

** Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger
'oo could drink you under the table…**

…think, that is.

(guess I need more coffee…)

Schopenauer and Hegel…


But… but I called dibs! Here. …and here. [sub](my first and best Virtual Proposal.)[/sub]

Sure, just let me finish this case of Twinkies, this six-pack of Schlitz, and this carton of cigarettes. I’ve gotta handicap myself, just to make it fair. :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley:

…David Hume
Could outconsume
Schopenhauer ‘n’ Hegel…

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

(why do I always get the German ones?)

Oh, and Tygr, I’ve got another advantage…one of their movies was named after me (and when I was living in Jerusalem, I’d attend midnight showings with friends following me into the theatre, all holding our sandals aloft…).

There’s nothing Nietszche couldn’t teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanantly pissed

Jeeeeeeee-ohn Stuart Mill
Of ‘is own free will
On half-a-pint o’ shandy
Was particularly ill.

<***>
…What’n the heck is ‘shandy’?

John Stuart Mill
of his own free will
On half-a-pint o’ shandy
Was particularly ill.

Yer parents named you Grail? Poor bastard…

**Plato, they say,
could stick it away,
half a crate of whiskey every day…
**

screech, shandy is 1/2 lager, 1/2 lemonade or (in the Colonies) Sprite or Ginger ale. quite tasty.

Half a crate o’ whisky every day.[sub]Gotta learn to type faster…[/sub]

Oooh, oooh! I KNOW this one!

Shandy is, IIRC, British slang for ale.

Looks like J.S. Mill couldn’t hold his drink very well.

Ha! one more point for me…:stuck_out_tongue:

I give up. My connection is too slow. And I can’t type worth a dam’. :frowning: Enjoy yerselves. I’m sure you’ll be very happy together.

Aristotle, Aristotle
Was a bugger for his bottle;
Hobbes was fond of his dram…

Tygr - you are NOT giving up. I forbid it. :wink: