Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)

You know too much, my dental friend!

He has a wife, you know…

Incontinentia.

Incontinentia buttocks.

Mmmph.

We’ll have none of your imperialist tidbits!

It’s tattooed on the back of their neck.

Now write it down a hundred times.

I’m afraid we don’t have a camera!

He said it again!!!

I said it!

And er… throw him to the floor sir?

But I want to sing!

A M00se once bit my sister…

Yes, well, that’s the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I’ve come to expect from you non-creative garbage.

Can I just say that I’ll never appear on television again?

What a senseless waste of human life.

Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam …

… or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

I did ask you not to say mattress, didn’t I? Now I’ve got to stand in the tea chest.

Oops I wet 'em.

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable;

Burma!