Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)

Is it a goer? Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!

Ee ecky thump!

EEEE ECKY THUMP!!!

but first…the oral sex!

It.

What’s all this then?!

Don’t say that word!

[Or am I violating protocol by actually responding to posts? PM me to set me straight.]

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Is there someone else up there we can talk to?

What word?

But it’s my only line! </cries>

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

May I suggest Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle- dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz- ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer- spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein- nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut- gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

What? Behind the rabbit?

We-wease Bawabbas!

I love him carnally.

I’m the bloody pope! I may not know much about art, but I know what I like!

Whatever happened to my part?

Watch it - there’s still a few crosses left!

Shut up! It’s a hold-up, not a bleeding botany lesson. Now, no false moves, please. I want you to hand over all the lupins you’ve got.