Continuing the discussion from Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) - #10011 by kwintenstraler.
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And now for something completely the same
Hello, Children, hello. Here is this morning’s story. Are you ready? Then we’ll begin: “One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her…”
But our sales would plummet!
(And here’s to one of the longest threads I ever started - more than twelve years ago!) 
Um, well look, if we built this large, wooden badger…
My brain hurts!
Llamas are larger than frogs.
Oh, intercourse the penguin!
Better get a bucket, I’m gonna throw up.
Get your own arts program, you fairy!
Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG
No. 1. The Larch. The… Larch.
But it’s waffer-thin!
Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We’d sing! Sing! Sing!
Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! You can’t have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam!
You shot him! You shot him dead!
Monty Python’s Flying Circus tonight comes to you live from the Grillomat Snack Bar, Paignton.
Stop that! Stop that! You’re not going into a song while I’m here.
Always look on the bright side of life… 
