Monty, you can kindly and publicly apologize to me in here. It’s a safe space.

You fucking moron.
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21856008&postcount=603
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=881896

Keep holding your breath. All kinds of fun things happen with oxygen deprivation.

Just ask David Carradine. Oh, wait, you can’t.

Posting a conspiracy theory as your very first post to this board and now calling someone else a “fucking moron?” Rich. :smack:

Haha, I was going to mention Mr. Kung Fu (and I was alluding to it when I talked about “fun things”) but figured it wasn’t necessary. I’m glad someone got what I was going for. :slight_smile:

Since you’re obviously a sock puppet, any chance you would tell for whom you are a sock?

OP, I think you should just fuck off, or alternatively, don’t, and you’ll eventually be banned like all the other assholes. I expected fewer of them now that school is back in session, but maybe you were expelled and have lots of free time.

The OP was correct. Monty was wrong. Is the OP an asshole? Sure, but he’s still entitled to an apology.

Judging from the intellectual level of his posts, the OP is well acquainted with the practice and its aftereffects.

What’s the proper apology to a sock troll? Something like: So sorry, you pussy ass punk bitch. Now fuck off back to Facebook?

Do pussy ass bitches require apologies?

How about he fucks right off, so we don’t have to bother even discussing it.

I agree, BUT…

I’ve always thought this was a handy corollary to the “Don’t Be A Dick” rule. If you’re an asshole to people (which includes insulting them, but also refusing to provide cites and debate honestly) then people will be much less inclined to cut you any slack.

Or feel much remorse when it turns out you didn’t lie about one point you made.

Annoyed’s a snowflake. He won’t last long.

The OP might be whatever, but if he is an asshole then Monty damn sure gave that asshole the moral high ground.

Called him a liar by linking to a thread that immediately validated the OP’s claim, thats some sterling work right there, big pat on the back for Monty I think.

Monty, apologize to the abrasive wingnut sockpuppet troll. You’ll feel terrible if he’s banned before you have the chance.

I"m predicting a flounce off in the near future.

Me too. Monty’s last post was the one where the angry fool called me a liar, for the 4th time in 2 days, and which immediately proved him wrong.

He hasn’t posted since. That’s a definitive flounce. That’s a double spin, foot stomping, rage at the sky flounce if there has ever been one.

Either that, or he thinks he’ll just lie low, wait for this all to blow over, then start posting again like nothing happened.

But that’s what pussies do.

Pussies also call people liars without knowing anything about them, and do it anonymously on forums.

Maybe Monty isn’t just a fucking moron, he’s a full fledged pussy compensating for it by being an angry shithead on the internet.

Yeah, I had 1 post which generated 11 pages of insults towards my excellent self, which is ok, but to say I’m insulting people and being a dick is some space-time warping stupidity coming from people who apparently pride themselves in “fighting ignorance”.

I don’t know Monty all that well, but between you and him, I know who fucking moronic angry pussy shithead is.

The vast majority of people have a life-working, paying bills, running errands, family and other adults stuff.

Unlike you.