Mood whiplash courtesy of Wikipedia

From today’s front page on Wikipedia:

Aww…that’s nice! clicks on article

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But–but–New Year’s Trees! Happy New Year’s Trees! For the children!

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
Better not pout,
I’m telling you why:
Stalin Claus is coming to town!

He sees you when you’re sleeping.
He knows when you’re awake.
He knows if you’ve been bad or good,
So be good or you’ll be shot!

Happiness is mandatory in the Worker’s Paradise, comrade!

In Soviet Russia, tree plants you!