My all-time favorite was from a gaming website a couple of decades ago: “Dungeons and Dragons Movie Fails Saving Throw Against Sucking Ass.”
Famously, Leonard Maltin’s review of Isn’t It Romantic (1948) consisted of the following (if the Mods will allow me to quote the entire text):
“No.”
I think that was also the Rolling Stone review of a Yes album.
Just goofin. We in Ohio try to grab credit whenever we can. The real mystery is how my reply ended up in this thread. It’s supposed to be the thread about sings named for cities. I have been stuck in Lodi. Hell, I was married in Lodi. Oh wait. That was Chippewa Lake. Close enough.
For most of the movie I was trying to decide which was stupider: Moonfall or Geostorm. I think Geostorm, but bless Moonfall’s heart, it really tried.
You mean Geostorm can beat the Space Shuttle blasting through a tsunami wave?