Myrr: Whoops, sorry I lied about what you said. I made myself a mistake, as you did not (at first) advocate gross bodily harm. I input the wrong name.
But why did I gain the honor of your Stupidest Thing (etc.) award?
Tranquilis: True, you did not advocae gross bodily harm, but rather a long prison sentence (which may lead to gross bodily harm, but that’s debatable). Must have missed your post as I was typing mine on Notepad. Sorry.
Last time I checked, in the US one may not be imprisoned indefinitly to prevent a possible future crime. And it does matter that the victim was a cat.
I stand by my own sentence recommendation of 3 months (minus time served) and 1,000 hours of community service.
Advocated thus far: (And correct me if I make a mistake)
Jester: Unspecified jail time
obfusciatrist: Unspecified jail time
TubaDiva: Divine punishment (Hell)
ExTank: skinning them alive, and videotaping it. Or dropping them into the tiger cage of a zoo, and catching that on tape.
Fierra, via Anthracite: Sentenced to life, but given a hundered lashes first to flay their backs open, so they could start to feel some of what the kitty felt. And that they share their cell with a socipathic, serial killer, cannibalistic cat-lover, who has a whole collection of toothbrush shivs.
Fenris: skinning them alive, with dull razor, salting wounds
MEBuckner: dropping them into the tiger cage of a zoo, with well-fed tigers.
Kayeby: Communit service at animal shelter (Probably sarcasm, what with rolleyes)
Boscibo: Unspecified suffering
Revedge: Incarceration, unspecified length
red_dragon60: Electricuted anally
Baraqiyal: Inprisoned for more than 3 years
PunditLisa: Someone needs to take these two sadists to a quarry outside of town and beat the living shit out of them.
Sealemon88: So all I need is this “artist”, a videocamera, and a 2x4, and I can finally produce my masterpiece Pretentious Shock Art Is Shit.
Pyrrhonist: I’d serious want to:
A) Smash the bones in their arms, legs, hands, feet, pelvis, shoulder, and jaw
B) Remove their penises and testicles
C) Remove their eyes, ears, tongue, and teeth
Let him stew deaf, dumb, blind, and immobile for the rest of their lives.
SpaceGhostofArrakis: The way I see it, is we can go, get the steamin’ hot tar, pour it on top of those fuckers, add the feathers. Voila! Instant American Folk art (I wonder if the Canadians had this too).
For added, multicultural fun, we can stick a ballon filled with candy in their stomachs, and than we have a Pinata!
MLC: Skinning alive
Tranquilis: Incarcerate for really long fucking time
Myrr: Years in prison / beating
Anthracite: Unspecified torture, i.e. drawing and quartering as possibility
I mean, people, seriously! They killed a cat for crying out loud!