I tried to sing Deck the Halls, but the chorus came out La La La La La La La La La. Thanks, Anti-Fa!
I used to be visited by Auntie Fa every month. What a nuisance she was. Don’t miss her.
That was her twin sister Flo (moody girl!)
Fa was a bit of a wild child with no sense of direction, and always getting into fights.
I guess I got it backwards. When Auntie Flo stopped visiting, Auntie Fa moved in and took up permanent residence. 
A founder of Antifa designed the Pontiac Aztek.
Antifa and its predecessor organizations have controlled construction schedules and traffic management on I-95 since the late 1990s.
Antifa taught JJ Abrams about filming lens flares and helped get him hired for Star Trek and Star Wars just to trigger the fanboys.
Antifa surreptitiously replaced the script of the Game of Thrones finale. And planted the water bottle.
Those white guys in white shirts and skinny ties wanting to talk to you about a Book about Jesus? Don’t let them fool you. They’re Antifa trying to draw you in.
Is he trying to ruin the thread? Could it be because he’s actually…antifa?!
Please tell me that was meant to be read in “Church Lady” voice.
Useta love Saturday Night Live. Antifa replaced the cast one by one over the years, now it’s not as good as it was.
Antifa keeps eating my tomatoes and strawberries from the garden before they are ready.
Antifany Trump isn’t going to like all these jokes.
It’s 0258 left coast time and I’ve slept maybe half an hour tonight. My insomnia is getting worse. Its antifa’s fault. Thanks a lot.
Antifa took the last cup of coffee and didn’t make another pot.
And they ate the last donut.
Antifa stole my goldfish. And I didn’t even own a goldfish.
Antipho doesn’t know what they’re missing.
Antifa doesn’t tip.
I knew it! Mr Pink is antifa!
They’re going to turn them into energy and use them as laser guns. At E=mc^2, that’s a lot of energy. Deadly!
So is Thanks Antifa! going to replace Thanks Obama!?
Does she sit on people’s couches with catsup?
Sorry. As someone who saw the first episode I can testify that it’s never been as good as it was.
Antifa keeps hiding my pens under the papers on my desk.
Quit taking my rose colored glasses Yllaria!
Mooooom Yllarias playing antifa again and won’t give my glasses back!
Antifa sneaks into my house and tailors my clothes a little smaller every week
Antifa has changed the radio presets in my car.