More bad things antifa has done

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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The other “what’s the worst thing antifa has done” thread is entirely too serious for this news flash. Antifa has evidently caused an impressive car crash that ended with the car halfway up a power pole.

A drunk man attempted to buy beer from a Plaid Pantry. He was turned down and peeled hard out of the parking lot, where he struck the guide wire on that pole. After crashing, the driver crawled out and, according to a witness, accused passersby of being “Antifa” and having caused the crash.

What dastardly thing will they do next?

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I woke up this morning with pain in my lower back. Thanks Antifa.

Stubbed my toe walking out to my mailbox. Thanks Antifa.

My boss is being a jerk. Thanks Antifa.

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It’s not new, but they were selling new roofs to people whose homes were damaged by hail:

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That explains why I shut my own hand in the car door this afternoon.

Those anti fas shut Honda Civic doors really hard.

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Psst! Donald Trump has been spirited away by antifa and replaced by a doppelganger who’s secretly antifa.

Pass it on.

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My kid was up all night because an Antifa was under the bed.

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I have two serious question for TroutMan:

  1. Define meaning of ANTIFA as full word.
  2. Against which political system where US Army wage war on European soil in 1944/45.
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Antifa did a secret-ninja drive-by edit on hack4union’s post to make it look like he didn’t get the joke.

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Bastards.

10

Antifa let their dog poop on my lawn and didn’t clean it up.

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Antifa couldn’t get the ketchup stains out of my couch… and I’m pretty sure they put them there in the first place.

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Antifa – as it turns out – is responsible for every sock that’s ever disappeared from my clothes dryer.

[clutches pearls]

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Antifa been going around telling people that aint ketchup.

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15

Antifas eat people’s babies.

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I bet you could find those answers in lots of places.

…Unless Antifa has scrubbed that information from the internet. :scream:

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I hadn’t heard from Auntie Fa since she wandered off from the home a while back. Apparently, she’s been very busy. Good to know she’s ok!

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The USSR also fought during that same war and arguably had a greater impact in Europe than the late-coming US. Stalin was anti-fascist. Stalin was also responsible for how many deaths in the USSR? Somehow that’s ignored. I suppose it’s because he was antifa.

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You’re so much fun to have around! Way to get into the spirit of this thread.

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You know who else was anti-fascist? That’s right… OBAMA.