Ok…here’s something you don’t see every day, although In My World you probably would.
Bruce Campbell Bruce Campbell Sings Hungry Like the Wolf
If a person could be bronzed and still live, I’d pick him.
Ok,
you Primitive Screwheads, listen up!
You see this?
This… is my deodorant stick!
The 4’’ slab mechanically pushed Old Spice.
S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Cincinnati, Ohio. Retails for about $1.95.
It’s got a clean slight alcoholic scent, cobalt blue gel, and a pop top. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
That was the GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD
(only slightly exaggerating).
Oh, my, how I love Bruce Campbell! Why isn’t he running for President?
Funny thing is, I’ve never seen either of the commercials on tv. I’d sit through damn near anything to get them on the Tivo, and then I’d rock back and forth, giggling, while watching them all day long.
I’m going to take piano lessons now.
That new Old Spice stick kinda looks like a wang, imho. That would be a kewl afterparty scene to hang out in, gotta say.
I gonna learn How to Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way…
I already have the Old Spice. Now, I guess I hafta get a piano…
And women. Or wait, do the women come with the Old Spice?
If you use it right they do. 
You have to get an Ahoy piano.
Wonder where they stand in the pantheon? Below Schimmel and above Yamaha?
You just need an Ahoy piano. Notice it keeps playing even when he takes his hands off it.
Or… maybe he isn’t playing with his hands… :eek: