More Englsih Language Wierdness

I was composing an email at work asking for clarification on an issue. I listed several pieces of information I wanted to see in the reply. One item was an overview of the issue. In parenthesis I specified “why aren’t these numbers populating”. It didn’t seem logical to include a parenthetical question to clarify a statement, so I looked to reword the clarification. Hey, I thought, if I move the word “aren’t” to the right a couple of slots, it becomes “why these numbers aren’t populating”. A question becomes succinct statement of clarification by moving one word around in the middle.

Yes, I know it is a sentence fragment, but still - ain’t English grand? Complicated, confusing, often nonsensical, but grand all the same.

Don’t. . .mention. . .the obvious. . .

…but it’s so tempting…

…and I’d probably make a mistake myself…

Maybe it was deliberate…or not.

[sub]why do we have to whisper? Usually we use huge fonts to point this sort of stuff out.[/sub]

I have a sore throat.

Do you know what ELSE we shouldn’t mention?

You know who else thought English was grand?

[sub]Psst! Psst! Would you have any Grey Poupon?[/sub]

What’s Dilbert got to do with it?

Gaudere?

The Amazing Randi?

I heard it was on purpose.Not really.

Good to see you can take a joke.

Why are we calling them “whisper, whisper”?

The owner of this board isn’t quite as gutsy as he thought!

Points to anyone who gets the reference.

Oh yes, The War; completely slipped my mind…

Probably “why” should always start a question.
But the reason “aren’t” changes the meaning is…

Just replace “why” with the statement form , “The cause of”

a. “The cause of the aren’t the numbers increasing.”
b. “The cause of the numbers are’nt increasing.”

So we need to change the aren’t to just not.

a. “The cause of the not the numbers increasing.”
b. “The cause of the numbers not increasing.”
A was only the correct grammer for the question word “why”.