(More)Failed Drafts

Everyone knows by now that the version of the films/movies/books/whatever that you end up seeingoften bear no relationto the original concept. Here’s ypur chance to share what some famous properties looked like before they were reworked into the ones we all know and love…

From the studio that brought you Citizen Kanye…

Alfred: Why that?

Bruce: They’ve always made me nervous. It’s time for my enemies to share my trepidation.
Crook#1: He’s dressed as a what?!

Crook#2: Sure, you’re laughing now but…

Now the story can be told of America’s greatest poultry themed superhero…

BANTAM: Rise of the Big Black Cock
Tagline: Don’t Call Him Chicken

Robin, his trusty sidekick really is a redbreasted harbinger of spring. “Holy feather-duster, Bantam”

Agent: Look, this movie’s got everything! A tragic ship sinking! Love stories! Vintage costumes and sets!

Producer: Yeah, but… the Lusitania?

Screenwriter: He lives the same day over again. And it’s Groundhog Day.
Producer: Sounds dull.
Screenwriter: It IS dull. He is a creature of habit so, he loves it.

Fade in on a soldier with a latered up crotch
Soldier: Are you sure you read that right? I thought this was about the dangers of untreated STDs.

In times of great stress, mild mannered accountant Biff Winkle transforms into an over-emoting Canadian actor. He uses his strange new powers to fight crime and protect the citizens of his city.

Yes, it’s…SHATMAN!

Younger versions of Cheech & Chong.

Chong: This is my spot on the sofa, man.
Cheech: I didn’t say it wasn’t.
Chong: My Spot, man. It’s my spot. And that’s my weed. Gimme back my weed.
Cheech: Uh, uh, man. You’ll have to get off… your spot!

The Big Bong Theory

A superintelligent alien travels time and space saving humanity(and other species) from utter destruction. Unfortunately he’s also cursed(possibly literally) with a profound speech impediment and nobody understands a word he says.
Stay tuned for Doctor What?!