More Proof Birthers are Morons!

From Military.com comes this gem:

More at the link. The best part, though, is this bit:

I can’t imagine what issues could be brought up, unless, of course, they’re asking the judges to reverse reality. Mind you, Birthers aren’t exactly known for their grasp of that particular concept so maybe that’s it.

I’m glad that idiot got booted. I’m glad he got sent to prison. And as a veteran and military retiree myself, I’m glad he’s not going to get the same benefits I’ve earned by–get this–not being an utter moron like Lakin.

Too bad he can’t be sent back to prison for this latest stupidity.

Actually, I think you missed the best part:

or this:

For those not reading the article, note that he is talking about service members convicted under the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ). I’d really like to know what his definition of hero is.

And while he screwed his family royally, I’d be damned (in an atheistic way) if I’d give so much as a spare penny if it might go to helping his appeals process.

Why isn’t he out creating jobs instead of begging for hand-outs from the government?

[conservative]We all make choices.[/conservative] He decided to take a stand and not serve under the EvilObama. I’m sure he went home and got a lot of back-slaps and hand-shakes for that. So he needs to take the bad that comes with that decision too. Which means, “NO RETIREMENT MONEY FOR YOU, BUCKO!”

More info for people not wanting to click:

The Lt. Colonel is also an M.D., was pulling down $90,000 a year in army bucks. After 20 years he’d be eligible for half his salary in retirement money. The articles says he was a “couple” years short.

In prison, his choice of reading matter was by born-again Watergate asshole, Chuck Colson.

It seems his commanding officer strongly counseled him against taking the stand again the usurper in the White House.

Presently he’s back in the military during the appeal, but not getting paid, and (according to the reader comments) not building additional service time toward retirement.

So, yeah, sounds like a resolute idiot.

If I were just a few years away from receiving a pension, I wouldn’t let the fact that the president wasn’t a natural-born citizen destroy my chances of having a decent retirement. Devil horns and forked tongue, yeah. But a manufactured dispute over a birth certificate? Yeah, the guy saw an opportunity to make himself the Tea Party/Birther Martyr and now it’s back-firing on him. Boo hoo.

Yeah, he’s a jerkwad and I hope he had a ton of fun in prison.

(Nelson Muntz laugh)

HA-HA

He’s on what the military calls “bad time” now, meaning that it’s not credited for pay, retirement, or any obligated service. On the off chance (akin to Hell freezing over) that he wins the appeal as in having the conviction tossed, then that time is retroactively credited as “good time.” Well, this idiot had a good ol’ time doing something incredibly stupid and now he’s paying for it. He’s a Birther. To me, that means he’s just a bigot as that’s the one and only thing driving that stupid WONJCT. Again, I’m glad he’s not going to get military retirement.

You know, this is scary. I KNOW that MDs are not necessarily perfect, but I prefer any doc that I go to to be at least somewhat sane.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

I had to read the thread title 3 times before I realized it didn’t say “More Proof Birthers are Mormons”. Then I really did a double take when I saw that Monty was the OP.

[Emily Litella]Never mind.[/Emily Litella]

I’d feel a little safer if I knew our Lt. Colonels were somewhat sane as well.

I guess to some extent he’s doing the nation a service by revealing his nuttiness before he got put in charge of something important.

Oh man, if you knew what I know…

Getting accepted into a medical school is not an automatic certification that the applicant is okay, despite the fervent wishes of many applicants for such an assurance.

What a dick.

Poor fellow. It will be a tough life for him now, with nothing but his $100,000-plus private sector income to support his family with.

So much said in such a simple phrase. Nicely done.

What’s that term for the person who graduates dead last in his class in medical school? Oh yeah, Doctor.:smiley:

Hey, one of my nephews is an MD now. So yeah, I know. I just prefer to think otherwise about the docs that I go to. If I suspect that one of my docs has a heaping helping of The Crazy, I find another one.

You know, most of those folks who graduate last make pretty decent docs and pretty decent people.

No, it’s generally not the ones at the bottom of the class you need to worry about.

The ones that scare me the most are the ones who fought to be at the very top.

What’s WONJCT?

Edit: Whacked Out Nut Job Conspiracy Theorist?

What is absurd about that? The Supreme Court has never ruled on this point.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_born_citizen_clause_of_the_U.S._Constitution

At the very least they should rule that the children of American Citizens born abroad are “natural born” or better yet we could amend the constitution to allow naturalized citizens to serve as President.

When this whole discussion came up in 2008, I checked and established that Obama’s mother was an America citizen when he was born. At that point I lost interest in where he was born, since I considered him a “natural born citizen” jus sanguinis. The trouble is that the Supreme Court have never said that or anything else.