I’d like to see some kind of official certificate that says so.
Do you want the Stupidity Certificate, or will the Certificate of Live Stupidity suffice? The latter is valid proof of stupidity in all fifty states.
And why can’t you just provide the regular, long-form Stupidity certificate? I knew it!
It’s not a matter of need; it’s merely a matter of existence. Or, in this case, a matter of abundance.