Michigan State football player William Gholston has been suspended one game for punching a Michigan player and supposedly twisting the helmet of the Michigan quarterback during a pileup. Gholston had this elegant apology for his actions:
"“I deeply regret momentarily losing my composure late in the third quarter of last Saturday’s game against Michigan,” Gholston said Thursday in a statement released by the school. “Although provoked, my response was inappropriate. Coach Dantonio regularly reminds us that actions have consequences, and I will be better prepared to handle these circumstances in the future.”
Isn’t that beautifully composed? It must be a testament to a superior English course Gholston took at Michigan State.
And they say top college football programs neglect player education.
You’re just annoyed that when Gholston leaves MSU he will make more money in his first year than the top earners coming out of Harvard, Yale and Princeton combined.
He is NOT a groin-puncher! He’s a helmet-twister and a face-puncher. MSU handled it poorly, he should have been suspended by the school rather than wait for the Big Ten to do it for them. Coach Narduzzi made some incredibly stupid comments for which he was reprimanded. Dantonio has a little house-cleaning to do, let’s do it and go beat them Badgers tonight.
Regarding the statement, who is to say that he didn’t write it? Or perhaps he had some help, but maybe it reflects his true remorse? Just because you’re a big badass football player and you play with emotion doesn’t mean that you’re incapable of regret once the game is over.
Unless, of course, he falls down the wrong way sometime during the next three years.
Then he’ll likely just be a muscular young man without job skills or career plans and about 2/3 of a degree in General Studies that he can’t afford to complete.
Heck, if there is something else worth learning in college, then learning how to make money now will let him pay the tuition to learn other stuff later!
A what? You’re seriously calling what universities give football players an education?
To me that’s the worst part of this little scam - they essentially lie to poor undereducated athletes and tell them they’re getting a real college degree, and then when they don’t get drafted or break their knees or whatever they find out that whoops, no, your “football track” degree in Parks and Recreation Management (which is distinct from the poor kids who are taking the real version of that major) is absolutely useless and you can barely read.
I’m sure there are coaches or assistants whose concerns lie more with the sports program than with the students, counseling them to take certain classes and avoid others.