Ladies & Gentlemen - Keep a close on your kids of all ages!
Welcome to another episode of the Greatest Farce on Earth.
The esteemed john s. martin of the us district court (sorry, I don’t feel capitalization is warranted here) appears to have used a blend of schizophrenia and idiocy in his most recent decision:
As far as I’m concerned, performing in a clown costume is just a fancier way of panhandling. It’s begging, pure and simple – all you need is a little make-up, a wig and a quick lesson on how to make balloon animals.
My beef / question is: Since when is the right to beg (read: perform outside an amusement park with big shoes) outside an amusement park protected under the 1st amendment?
I realize the 2 pedophilia raps against Bozo are just an aside - but it does make this decision that much more ironic.
I haven’t come up with a scheme that rivals Pervo-the-Clown’s yet, but I’m working on it. Maybe I’ll go and get myself arrested a couple of times for indecent exposure and then I’ll sue the State for not letting me sell cold beer on Jones Beach naked.