He shall never darken their doorstep again.
(I’m right there with ya.)
Yeah, that guy’s the black sheep of the Republican family now.
Maybe if I turn you guys in, I can plea-bargain.
Smells like blackmail to me… you’ve got them behind the eightball. That’s a very black-hearted thing to do to your fellow dopers.
On a serious note, I’ll buy the GOP’s actions as a good response.
Nothing wrong with calling a spade a spade.
If nothing else, the button assumes that the race of the president automatically raises questions regarding the nature of the presidency and symbols thereof. The assumption that race is somehow determinative of something outside the superficial characteristics of an individual is racist in the most basic sense of the word.
And that’s mighty white of you!
(I couldn’t resist)
Hey, don’t try to whitewash it!
Hello? Yes, this is he, who…You’re kidding!..Wow, Lucifer Himself, Lord of the Underworld…well, yeah, pretty much expected to meet you eventually, but…yes, of course, important message, sorry to waste your…Full, you say. Really, full? I didn’t know that was possible, I mean…no, no I don’t doubt you, you say Hell is full, I guess you would be the one…Oh, yes, I see, I’ll pass the word along. Say, if you walk past Andy Jackson, could you step on his nuts…hello?..hello?
Well, that was the Devil. Hell’s full, can’t let all of you in, not enough room. Said only the three really worst jokes deserve eternal damnation anyway.
What? Oh, yeah, guess I *should * have asked which ones…
Up-date:
So, I spammed the story. Mostly, I got 'j666, it’s been a while, how are you?" Mostly. I’ll report any patterns.
But I just had a thought. What if the button said, “Would we still have to call it The White House?”
I must admit, I would laugh.
So your ire is directed only at (Republican) Christians. Why is that?
And that would be your business, how? :mad:
Well, it’s nice to know what pronoun to use when we refer to you as an idiot in the third person.
The contradiction, probably. Did you know that “Pharisee” was Aramaic for Republican? That’s a true fact, you could look it up.
That almost sounds like a Walker Percy plot-line.
(Read LOVE IN THE RUINS for reference.)
Just as Sadducee was Aramaic for Democrat (you know, the party that allied with the Evil Empire?)
Your turn.
Well, they told me in Sunday School that The Boss hung with lepers, tax collectors, whores, and centurions. So I guess a Republican isnt much of a stretch…
Sure wasn’t particular about the company He kept. Kinda the point, I guess…
Well, we Pubbies might identify with the centurions, you Dems with the tax-collectors. I think we split the lepers & whores about evenly.
OK, post your personal hypocricy, I’ll take a whack at it.
Oh, it’s no skin off my nose. Feel free to remain an ‘it’, if you feel other people knowing your gender invades your privacy somehow.