More things that always mean trouble

You only bring a knife to a gun fight.

When someone says, “Don’t worry. The gun isn’t loaded.”
Actually any response that starts with the phrase, “Don’t worry.” or “We have everything under control.”

The dog starts to whine.

Indian burial grounds.

You’re ticking and you don’t know why.

You home alone watching a scary movie; you get scared so you try to turn it off. When the T.V. won’t turn off, you go to unplug it and see…It’s not even plugged in!!:eek:

After your failed scientific experiment you notice a lot of itching.

You walk into a lab and it has lots of Jacob’s Ladders or Tesla coils. Or you hear Theramin music in the background.

You’re the only crewman wearing a red shirt.

A town has perfectly normal weather for the time of year.

You fall off a pier/out of a boat/off your waterskis. Bonus points if your SO is watching from the shore/boat.

“Trust me, I’m a doctor.”

“The old man just sat in the rocking chair . . . rocking . . . rocking . . . and nobody noticed the smell of death.”

“Trust me.”

The cat jumps out and after a moment of shock you are fully relaxed.

Your group enters a new location. Someone in the group has a strong resemblance to someone in an old photograph taken at that location.

It’s foggy.

A meteorite falls to earth near town.

“There’s no such thing as -”

Everyone’s watches stop at exactly the same time.

Someone new moves into that creepy old house up on the hill.

“We’ve got all the time in the world.”

Sorry - wrong thread.

There’s a creepy old house up on the hill…

You find your pet rabbit in a saucepan.

“We need to talk.”