You turn around, and Angel has disappeared.
You’ve beamed down with Kirk and you are wearing a red shirt.
You’re with a Jedi and someone says “I have a bad feeling about this.”
You show the members of your platoon a picture of your sweetheart back home.
You’re a cop only a few days from retirement and are assigned one last case.
The lights go out and you head to the basement with a flashlight.
You’re a part-time security guard for a biotech research firm with a name like “Gen-Evil-Co.” or “Pittsburg Lymphatic Agent Understanding Group Enterprises”.
Michael Jackson shows up at your 12th-birthday party…
A little kid looks at you fearfully and says, “I see dead people” . . .
You are anyone’s “best friend” in a war.
It’s a tuesday night and you’re in Sunnydale.
You’ve just made an earth-shattering discovery about _______.
(a) the JFK assassination;
(b) the existence of UFO’s;
© a cheap, clean, and near-infinite source of energy;
(d) a scandal/conspiracy that involves the most powerful people in politics, business. religion, and/or media.
When you’re an action hero with a loving family at the beginning of the movie, because in fifteen minutes they’ll all be pushing up daisies.
On the plus side by the end of the film you usually get to do it with a hot model trying to break into acting. So it all evens out.
You’ve got six wanted stars and your Infernus just caught fire.
Your phone rings after you’ve just watched a grainy, silent, black & white video about a girl in well.
that should be “a girl in a well.”
As you start your day, you hear Rod Serling intone, “Submitted for your approval . . .”
… you finally decide to do what all the other cool kids are doing.
… there isn’t enough room in all of the escape pods/life boats/evac choppers to get everyone safely away in time.
… you’ve finally completed your lifelong research project, and made a surprising discovery.
… Gandalf says, “This is the one ring…”
You’re the star of a successful franchise and Joel Schumacher is brought on to direct.
…you’re trying to have an intelligent, rational, discussion and “justhink” shows up.
(sorry J/t I couldn’t resist)…