…It’s your first day in a new dungeon and you hear someone yell “TRAIN!”
Your Mother calls you by your full name.
Mike Wallace and the crew from 60 Minutes shows up at your door.
The movie title has Roman numerals at the end.
You insult Miss Piggy.
You’re signed to be the female lead’s boyfriend/husband and then you find out Tom Hanks, Mel Gibson or Matt Damon has been signed as the male lead.
The string section in the background music starts playing faster.
You get on any form of public transportation and see Shelley Winters on board.
…you’ve never been seen before and suddenly you’re on the away team with the bridge crew.
…you’re an unpopular side-character and Joss wants an Emmy.
…a “wheezing, groaning” blue box just materialized on your spaceship.
…Jessica Fletcher’s coming to visit.
You are playing for Cleveland and Michael Jordan is on the other team.
You’re a bodyguard and you see a tall white bald man. And you’re alone.
Or Ellery Queen.
Perry Mason is sitting at the other table in the courtroom.
You’re at a summer camp, and just finished having sex.
…you have to apologize to Darth Vader.
-Your batsuit has nipples
-You become the Teacher of Dark Arts at Hogwarts
-When Pitbulls become Jehovah Witnesses
-Your company starts its IPO.
you let Ted Kennedy drive you home.
… your boyfriend/girlfriend starts off by saying, “This isn’t what it looks like.”
… you find out that Seinfeld was based on your life.
… and you secretly wish The X-files were.
…you’re a henchman pulling guard duty, and suddenly behind you, you hear, <snick!>
SOME GUY WHO ONLY SPEAKS IN CAPITAL LETTERS IS SUDDENLY STANDING THERE MAKING SARCASTIC REMARKS.