Wonder how they bill “prayer” time ? that would be a fun insurance claim.
This woman and whatever ad exec decided that annoying voice and fake French accent would make anyone want to buy their product need to be drowned in a big tub of Yoplait.
Watched one of those shampoo commercials last night that informed me that “hair with split ends won’t pass through the eye of a needle”.
It’s a good thing I don’t sew with my hair, then.
But is it easier for split ends to get to heaven than a rich man? Or a camel? Does this shampoo work on camels?
I’m torn on whether or not the Subway girl is hot or not.
I’m thinking she is, but I’m not quite sure
I know the “how 'bout those crazy TV commercials for prescription drugs, huh?” schtick is rapidly approaching “why don’t they make the whole PLANE out of the black box amirite trytheveal” status, however I’ve noticed a specific new weird trend in these.
“Don’t take Dopestraight if you’re allergic to Dopestraight.”
Dafuq? That’s something you’re required to put in as a legal disclaimer? Why?
Yoplait used to have a kind of sickening commercial with two rail-thin women eating the yogurt and exclaiming ‘it’s so good! It’s SO, SO good!’ One of them was so anorexic as to be deeply disturbing, I could only picture her livin on one carton of yogurt a day, a quarter teaspoon at a time, a tiny bite every few hours.
Maris would be envious.
One wonders what Niles saw in her in the first place.
Money! Maris was heiress to a vast fortune as the daughter of a wealthy…manufacturer of toilets! I remember when Niles found out. Surprisingly he didn’t know before they were married, maybe she just said plumbing supplies, lol!
Toilets? My guess is she had the face for it…
ANY chipper, upbeat commercial for a feminine hygeine product… there is one that runs on Hulu which is all about you needing to look good walking during your period.
Dude, we’re all lucky I don’t take an axe to half the state during mine…
If I see that Chevy ad where people are describing the vehicle as “boss” and “dope” and other really hep adjectives, I may hurl something heavy at the next Chevy I see. (Oooops, our pickup is a Chevy. Never mind.)
The lesson is: women with split ends can’t get into heaven.
That reminds me of a time when my sister and I, both near age 10, were reading ads in a national magazine. We found an ad for Campbell’s Vegetable Beef Soup. My sister wrote, “This soup is made with pee and poo.” Too late she remembered that we had had that kind of soup with dinner that evening! :eek: 
Go Daddy needs to STICK IT!
Oh my god, I hate this latest commercial of theirs so fucking much.
The Fiat that gets a chub because some geezer’s Viagra fell into the gas tank.
Not sure this is the exact same commercial, but pretty close if not: Sixteen, wide eyes, Driver’s... - Wild Rose Miata Club | Facebook
It’s the “sweet” story of a driver’s life, which is fine until they piss me off with that final line, “Now in the garage something new, reminds you of when you were you”. Yeah, remember how sweet it was when you were a teenage boy, before all that life and love and responsibility chopped your dick off? :rolleyes:
I think that Fiat/Viagra commercial is hilarious!!!
It’s not for nothing that the car in the commercial is a red convertible sports car – the stereotypical mid-life crisis-mobile. The only thing it’s missing is a little asterisk that says “Trophy wife not included.”
And yes, I also hate that smug woman from the Allstate commercial who’s bragging about her driving record. There are few commercials that will make me change the channel faster. If I were her husband/boy friend, I’d ditch her and buy a red Mazda convertible.