The one with a red haired girl shaking her butt while the song Drop It Like It’s Hot is playing. If she wants to drop one like it’d hot, she should be on the toilet instead of doing a commercial.
Game of War has managed to scrape up enough cash to feature Kate Upton in their TV and internet ads. As far as I can tell their strategy is “Yes, our game is shit but LOOK AT THE BOOBIES game does not actually include boobies”.
The Ad Man is going to be pissed that you spelled it wrong.
“K-A-R-S Kars 4 Kiiiiids, 1-8-7-7 Kars 4 Kids, donate your Kar today!”
BLAM!
And now the song is stuck in my head, and I hate you.
These are the ones I came to mention. WHO the HELL thought vomiting is a good advertising hook?
The other series I hate is Liberty Mutual and the Stupid People Whining About Insurance. It’s as if none of them have heard of deductibles or personal responsibility and they all think the purpose of auto insurance is to replace what they’ve lost at no cost to them. Hey, stupid insurance customers, news flash - it’s a business and their business is to make money, not buy you a new car! I want to smack every single one of the people in those ads - repeatedly!! And since they never talk about the premiums, you *know *you’re not going to save 15% in 15 minutes…
Do not take MedX if you are allergic to MedX. :smack:
We seem to have come to a point in anti science thought that the advertisers need to make sure we “believe” the math ! Maybe the ad was created to be shown during Fox News
Surely you meant Faux News.
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The non-Experian commercial where the idiot woman has her credit score as a tat on her arm. Not only does the commercial suck, but she can’t act, either.
The Subaru ad where the kid’s remote control car breaks, so dad plops it in the front seat and does donuts in the dirt, yelling “I fixed it!” while the kids look on.
Ha! Well put! Whenever I see those ads, I wonder how much dough they have to screw out of the players to afford the ad budget. Those ads have large casts and high production values - they can’t be cheap.
These are the ones I was talking about! Fucking idiots wreck their new car, then bitch about it when you know goddamn well they probably picked the cheapest fucking policy they could find. NEWSFLASH! Insurance is a fucking scam! And they run them all damn day, over and over and over.
My newest hate is the soup commercial that features a close up of a moley-faced broad slurping soup! Fucking disgusting!
I can not stand slurping!
The Daniel Plan
http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7zmN/the-daniel-plan-christian-fitness-professionals
Rick Warren is creepy
Consumer Cellular with their dumb ass Connie Plans, and Jack Plans wtf ever
Worse, she has them moon you.
This is made worse by the fact that it is for the Chevy Colorado, which is only slightly less manly then driving an old Chevy LUV truck.
But she does let the crazy slip out a bit when “you totaled Brad”.
My own is any commercial by Credit Karma. Most especially the ones with the homely, hipster-ish chick with the glasses who just randomly spouts the words “credit. karma.” while having her friend express shock that she does know her credit score.
FTR the AT&T girl’s name is Lily and she is an angel sent from Heaven to grace our television screens
All of the Kate Upton “Game of War” commercials. I get it, sex sells, but can you at least put a bit more of a gloss on it than “Look! Boobs! alsowehaveagameanditprobablydoesnthaveboobsbut Look! Boobs! She wants you to play with [del]them[/del] her!”
The Kate Upton “Game of War” commercials are essentially live action versions of the old Evony/Civony banner ads (no nudity, but ample cleavage on display). Remember those? That game didn’t have boobs either.
They were laughably stupid then and things haven’t changed much.
I’m not sure if anyone else, or even myself, has posted this, but the two idiots in the car for Sonic.
They have made way too many of these, and every time I see one, I think two things:
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I want to beat both of these morons with a tire iron.
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I never want to eat at a place that these twerps would eat at.
How about when the fact is wrong? There’s an arthritis medicine commercial that starts out by informing you that bodies at rest tend to stay at rest, and bodies in motion tend to stay in motion, while they show some guy getting up out of a lawn chair and going for a walk, then a jog. Yeah, that’s totally what Newton was going for. Newton’s first law: get off your lard ass and go for a jog; this cures arthritis; well, this, and whatever pill we’re pushing.
I hate that commercial.
I also hate all commercials that have anything to do with credit scores, and this includes future ones too.
Yes, I’d made the connection. It’s not the same game, is it?
I noticed that that ad carefully doesn’t say how they’re going to spend the money on children, so I looked it up. It’s a Jewish organization whose purpose seems to be to help secular Jews become more faithful (specifically Orthodox). There’s nothing wrong with that, but, for example, I prefer to give donated items to the secular Goodwill Industries rather than the Christian Salvation Army.