You added a misplaced ‘r’.
…and risking a punch in the nose from an irritated patron you collide with. That’s why they tell you not to run in public places.
You mean “t”. 
I hate all those commercials with that creepy, off putting “Captain Obvious” guy. What an awful spokesperson for a commercial. Hopefully they replace him. I am also getting tired of Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials.
Do by herself isn’t bad, but her family is dreadful.
I think he’s funny and turn off the mute when he’s on. Different strokes.
I like him too.
Kiss mah grits! 
I think the ads with Flo’s family are a hoot! They’re inane, but they always make me giggle. However, they haven’t made me change to Progressive, so I guess they’re not particularly effective.
Yeah, me too. I like the writing, and the performer keeps it light.
I guess no one remembers that Flo. feels old
Well… this is kind of a niche commercial, but if you have small kids who watch Nickelodeon much, you’re probably wishing Silento would fall into a pit of alligators and take his Flip and Nae-Nae with him. That stupid Labor Day Dance Party commercial is starting to make me twitch when I hear it, because I don’t like the song to begin with, and they play it EVERY commercial break.
No need for the mute button, his voice is fine, just his appearance lately.
That was my first thought also. Kind of reminds me of a political commercial about economic issue or something, that aired around late 2010. A man named “Hugh Jidette” would play a candidate or something and would say vote for this or that or vote for him. Then a woman would come on and warn against voting for whatever the commercial was against and the focus was on huge debt.
The point I am making is that the name of the fake candidate was “Hugh Jidette”, which was a play on the words “Huge Debt”.
So I think the Rufaldo Wimmerson is a play on Ralph Waldo Emerson.
Oh and I also hate those three ugly old ladies in those Volkswagon ads. Truly ugly hags.
Anyways I’ll be quiet.
Just plain disrespectful of the late, great Colonel Harland Sanders(1890-1980). God bless his soul.
He tasted the mashed potatoes and gravy sold at the KFC places and said, “Who can eat this goddamn slop?”
Put another nickel in,
In the nickelodeon,
It won’t work 'cause it just takes
A quarter, quarter, quarter.
I didn’t like them the first time I saw Flo’s family, but after a few (forced) viewings I too think “a hoot” describes them well. I want to see more! What’s up with the softball reference? What happened to her brother’s wife? is that really his baby, or someone else’s? I need to know!
And what the heck are “meat sweats”??? 
It is an imaginary condition old people get when they eat too much meat. It is intended to be a humorous exaggeration of how odd old people can be.