More very hate-able commercials

The Dairy Queen commercial where some poor schmuck is in terror that he’ll lose his shitty, minimum-wage fast-food job because he accidently mixed a Blizzard with Reese’s peanut butter cups and Reese’s Pieces together. Or something.

It’s sugar and sugar in a sugar matrix. Of course it’ll be a massive hit.

Honorable mention to Home Depot for introducing “Spring Black Friday”. Fuck you, guys. Once a year is enough for that bullshit.

You’re supposed to say it’s all day, Todd!

Came in to hate on this ad. I’m a VW owner and this ad makes me never want to buy another VW ever again.

Yeah, they’re selling VW’s. Notice the more they boink, the more kids they have and the bigger VW they need to get. Apparently by the end they’ve decide they have enough kids.

My mental association is “gold paint on food.” In other words: call the Poison Center if you eat this stuff!

Edible Gold Leaf.

Though the odds that this is used by KFC are quite remote.
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Agreed. Not exactly profitable.

(And here I had offered the perfect setup for a “call the Poison Center if you eat ANY KFC food, not just the Gold stuff!” response…guess it was too boringly obvious.:()

I don’t understand that commercial at all…a manager treating his employees like idiots and making them shout out food names when he points with a stick is supposed to make me want to buy things?

I haven’t read through the whole thread so it may have already been mentioned, but I totally do not get the ads for Viagra single packs. No, check that - I don’t get the entire concept of Viagra single packs. “So guys with ED can take it when they need it.” WTF? Because it’s too hard to get a prescription bottle open when you need to take one?

Most fast food employees I have encountered are idiots.

I thought the whole point of Viagra is that it’s not too hard…

May I add that I hate the stupid Elephant Insurance ads, too? “Right on!” WHO SAYS THAT?!?!?!?

Ever try to fit a prescription bottle into your wallet?
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When the mind is willing but the body is weak.

There is a Fatherhood PSA with a WWE wrestler and his daughter playing together. The part with him and his daughter is fine and it is a good message, but for some reason they felt the need to include a postal carrier outside perving on him. The whole thing with her is weird and has nothing at all to do with the point of the PSA. They could have left it out and it would have been more effective.

One that is rather inappropriate: a slice-of-life Coffee Mate commercial with a woman courageously going back to work (she whips off her wig to show her chemo-bald head). It seems too intense for white chemical glop in coffee. She and the Folgers families are probably related. I want humor, cleverness in commercials, not melodrama.

My problem is the ads seem to have couples setting off on a cruise ship, taking along 1 Viagra single pack. So they only want 1 hard on that week?

I suppose they’re good if you’re going out on a date and might end up back at her place. A prescription bottle might be a bit… cumbersome? Optimistic?

the little Debbie "moms of 7 am " especially the one that admits that she doesn’t really bother with proper meals and just tosses whatever’s convenient around her when people get hungry
she says "were not a proper sitdown and eat around the table family anyways "

I get some of the setiment as I quit eating breakfast in hs because it was hard enough to get up at 6:30 and if I ate anything it was something quick …

That commercial where the woman says everyone knows the best part of the brownie is the crispy edge and so they have developed a product which is 100% crispy brownie edge.

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[li]Aren’t those just “cookies”?[/li][li]Are you NUTS!?!?! The best part of the brownie is the fudgy center![/li][/ol]

Ssssh! No one’s supposed to let my husband know this!