People tend to think that hippos are cute. Disney had them dancing in tutus, and that’s pretty much the image many people have. The look so soft and fat.
Because I’ve always found the quickest way to get into my pants is to try to anger a large and potentially dangerous mammal. Yup, nothing gets me hotter!
These boys apparently failed to understand that when she said, “yeah, you two climb in the cage and taunt some wild animals - that’ll improve future human breeding” she wasn’t referring to their future breeding.
Just a note (not that anyone cares): In the years since that report was written, the Rio Grande Zoo in Albuquerque actually did get a couple hippos after a major renovation to make a new, all-Africa area. And you can get really quite close to them. Freaking things scared the heck out of me.