Morgan Freeman to marry his step-granddaughter?

Ah, I skimmed and missed the part stating he’d raised her.

Yes. That is icky.

-Kris

Oog. If true, I think this might actually top Woody Allen’s ickiness.

Yeah. But, just to re-emphasize what we’ve all, I think, been careful to acknowledge so far, this is all just rumor-mongering right now. It might be entirely without basis.

Here’s the denial.

Abuse Almighty!

Well,

If he gets into legal trouble…he has an out.

Judge - How do you plead ?

Morgan - Insanity

Judge - What?! Hows that?

Morgan - I am just crazy for that young stuff

I’m with you on that. But then again, if they’re TRULY in love, who is to stop them? I watched a 20/20 about cousin marriage, and honestly now I don’t think it’s as creepy as I used to.

I thought the National Enquirer, despite its reputation, was fairly credible and went through all the normal fact checking procedures.

As an aside, it must be kind of strange making love to Morgan Freeman, call out “Oh god!” and then have him answer.

I don’t think cousin marriage is terribly creepy, it’s just not what we’re used to. But, hypothetically speaking since we don’t actually know any facts, if a man has raised a girl in his home as his grandchild, and started a relationship with her while she was still in her teens, and while he was married, that’s incredibly skeevy. Particularly the bit where she’s a young girl and he’s 60+ and in a power position over her, and also just happens to be a big shot in the outside world as well. I don’t suppose anyone will stop them, but no one has to approve either.

I hope it’s not true, but if it is, it’s bad.