You took nearly 24 hours away from the Pit after Bone chewed you out, to construct a narrative to frame your awfulness in a way that lets you look away from it, and this is the best you can come up with?
Out of curiosity, do you think it’s going to fly with anyone on earth besides yourself?
You’re spiraling, Morgenstern. That nasally sniffling giggle you got going on isn’t convincing anyone.