This is the proper forum to discuss trolling?
I thought so.
I’d like to introduce you to a newly discovered form of trolling. **Hysteria trolling. **That’s trolling with a “wet your pants” level of panic and of course, little tantrums.
Hysteria trolling.
Let’s solve for H, the hysterical troll factor. Locally, H-trolls trolled the warden into a half-day long **snipe hunt **by insisting, over and over, that there was something illegal somewhere. So the warden looked. But there was nothing illegal anywhere. No bodies in the closet, no stolen money, not even an unpaid parking ticket. Did the hysterics stop? No.
The H-trolls continued to troll the warden after he declared nothing was found. Because no one had checked under their beds. So the warden patted the H-trolls on their head and offers to look under their beds, just to keep them safe.
Round 2. Bed Checks
After the H-Trolls lined up asking their bed be checked, and their closets too please. The bed checks began.
Result, no monsters found under any of the beds in the institution. Just dust balls, old dinners, underwear and a few nasty books. After all those fucking hours of searching, not one monster was found. H-trolling’s first day had not gone well for the hysterics. So many H-Troll tears metal started rusting. They aren’t caustic, but the volume of them did raise the sea level slightly.
As far as internet epic, I can’t find another example of 10 or so people H- trolling a warden out of a half-day’s work. This is truly epic trolling by this new breed of troll. the H-trolls. A subspecies of durper.
Hysteria Trolling. Epic.