Mornington Crescent Thread

I think you’ll like this; punctuated hatching is open again, but with the inner octagon essentially frozen, that won’t buy you much, but we can implement Dutch three-quarters folding and it becomes obvious that West Harrow - I haven’t seen this move played since the famous, or I should say infamous Crandall debacle in '89, but that was used in conjunction with Welsh point marking and against a two-thirds uphill shear. Here’s hoping it won’t end in fatality this time.

Sorry, I realise I didn’t finish a sentence there;

It becomes obvious that West Harrow will set the game in a state of open trunk banding; have at it!

Ahhh… late night, beer, smart move which in the cold sober light of dawn is revealed in all it’s mediocrity…

Epping. (twinned, bonded and reciprocally tied with Cockfosters)

Taking advantage of the Keele proxy switch manouevre, combined with a Belgian triangular shuffle, **Mornington Crescent! **

Oh the joy!

At the risk of a play out of bounds: South Kensington.

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What on earth is going on? :confused:
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Aha!Having studied hard, I can assure you that since Hollis Wells was killed off in 2002, I need not insert classification deniers to under 21s. Therefore

Soho

Oh, jolly good show, Mangetout.

I move to London Bridge and invoke the Bridging Rule, from the Unified Conventions of 1984 – the next cross-river move must stop at the first legal station.

By the book then; Limehouse

It is a BBC radio 4 game. Those who know invent the rules. Some people allege that it is crap. I am a fence sitter.

Limehouse? You’ve just set yourself up there for Lord Barrington’s reversal. Did you ever even read the 1986 Croydon Amendments? Well, fine, I’m not going to show any mercy on you. East India

Countering with the directional wrap-around, East Acton.

Heathrow - ah, but you think, silly Yank, doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Heathrow, such a silly move, certain to leave him trapped. But I’m not finished. Heathrow… Terminal 4! Ha! HA! Find your way out of that, why don’t you.

Heathrow Terminals 1,2,3 puts you at risk of the Infinite Servisair Loop. Ha ha!

Hehe. Captain Amazing walked straight into my layered bilinear ensnarement - textbook stuff - solid moves from other players subsequently, but still not preventing me from declaring Weissmuller’s Paradox by effecting balanced displacement to Edgware Road.

Watch the zones now folks; any player executing a shuffle or slide to cross two or more boundaries must take steps to avoid mirrored shift forfeits.

Boston Manor

…allowing me to slide you into the old Central Line Processional…

Oxford Circus

That should give us time to catch out breath… the MC equivalent of an F1 Safety Car, if you forgive my flight of fancy.

Chancery Lane, by the Monday Opening Rule (Wigginsbank, 1958).

Ah. The perfect setup for Sir Lyme’s famous (infamous?) “Valencia Defense.” Twin overs; I declare St. Clement’s.

Hmm. That’s tough.

OK, Russell Square with an over-land shuffle (according to Snerdlington’s American Rules c. 1952) to Goodge St.