Would you settle for monkeys flying out of Kathleen Robertson’s bust?
This is simply a ridiculous statement. There is no possible way for you tell how any of us drive.
And no one is a good driver while drunk. You are a criminal when driving drunk.
Would you believe that my first name is “Kathleen?”
Is it too much to hope that Stan’s next encounter with the cops will be televised and narrated by John Bunnell?
“This fine citizen may be feeling no pain because he’s drunk, but the taser stops him all the same. He’ll have plenty of time to get over his shock… in jail!”
You’re misinterpreting. People on this board are all too well aware that there are asshole cops out there. They simply believe that in this instance it was the cop who encountered the asshole.
This is probably how Stan handles his usual stops.
And Stan, the fact that I have a perfectly clean driving record is absolute proof that I am a better driver than you.
Just saying.
Doesn’t surprise me. FWIW, about seven years ago I saw Glendale’s Chief of Police walk into a building in Simi Valley and go into a closed-door meeting with two black cocaine dealers from Oakland who were connected to Death Row Records, and according to one person I talked to, directly to Suge Knight himself. I have a lot of other dirt on the guy, too. He’s a walking piece of shit. It wouldn’t surprise me if his long arm of corruption extends into Burbank too.
Ah. Maine. My home sweet home.
Fuck, I know about 20 people who could be that guy.
Yes. But is he Armenian?
No. I would renounce my heritage if he were. It’s rare to find a dishonest Armenian. I’ve been told that he’s hated by his employees in Glendale, just as he was hated by his employees in Simi Valley, just as he was hated when he worked in Ventura. I doubt very much that the Armenian members of the Glendale PD think too highly of him.
Oh god, that’s AWESOME. (I love how the cop is just so calm and matter-of-fact. Makes the guy look like even more of a nutjob!)
Oh boy, another claimant to the BEST DRIVER IN THE WORLD title. After all, 95% of all drivers rate themselves to be above average so to be better than that means you are better than better than super-mega-above-average!!!
Seriously, the troll here reminds me of ‘Mark Discordia’ of Seanbaby fame.
Look it up.
Interesting. I checked the net to find more on this nation of paragons but strangely I see that crime statistics there are no better than most nations and worse than many.
Perhaps you meant Armenian-Americans. OK, let’s take one particular location and one particular sort of crime - organized crime.
OK, that’s out of 300,000 Armenian-Americans in LA County, but that’s just organized crime. My guess is that you’ll find roughly the same percentage of dishonest Armenians as of any other nationality on Earth.
We have a dead Asshole on the landing…what do we do…why…call the Asshole Police of course.
How do you know which precinct he’s from?
Tattooed on the back of his neck!
Stan is still absolutely right. Burbank cops are uneducated, barely passing the GED exam fuckheads. I’m guessing Linty Fresh might be one of them.
Lemme guess-this is the one who stopped you because you were slamming down on your horn to drown out some stupid street preacher? Color me unimpressed.
It’s pretty simple. Why don’t you apply for a job there? You can raise the level of professionalism to your high standards. The salary tops off at $116k*.
*Not completely accurate since it seems they add in the cost of some of the benefits but still a pretty good salary.
Just read your links,and have come to the conclusion that the O.P. really should post under the name WalterMitty.
Do you have any idea how pathetic you sound when you spout this bullshit?