I have the e/mail in front of me:
From: Aguecheek
To: IT Help Desk
Good morning,
I am currently in possession of approximately 4 hours of audiotape from a recent meeting for [my department]. The participants were hoping that we’d be able to convert those tapes into some sort of audio file to post on our website. Is there any way to do this?
Thanks for any help.
From: IT Help Desk
To: Aguecheek
I am trying to find out who owns the website. I have made a couple of calls trying to figure this out. When I know, I will get back to you.
Thanks for your patience,
IT Help-Person
From: Aguecheek
To: IT Help Desk
Thanks for helping out!
It’s actually not the ownership of the site that worries me (Jane Blow here in my department is the webmaster, and Joe Blow in our companion department runs the server that hosts it), it’s whether we can transfer the meeting recorded on tape to some sort of media file.
From: IT Help Desk
To: Aguecheek
They would have to answer that as we can’t access the server to place those files on the server. Maybe they can let you know if there is room enough for these files. They should be able to help you. Have you contacted them yet?
IT Help-Person
It’s really not that hard to comprehend. I have tapes. There is a meeting recorded on the tape. I can’t stick the tapes in my computer. Can I transfer the meeting to file? I finally ended up calling them and explaining the situation. Slowly.
Their answer - Nope. Can’t help you.
My response - Okay, thanks. Can you think of a way that I could go about doing this?
IT - Well, we don’t have the equipment.
Me - I understand that. Could you suggest what particular methods I might employ and/or equipment I would need to accomplish this particular feat?
IT - If we had the equipment, we’d be able to help you out, but we don’t. Maybe you can do it yourself at home?
Me - HOW?! How do I do it!? What do I need!?
IT - Well, you’ll need a tape player first of all…
Bruh.