I’ve lost count of how many BAD combovers I’ve seen in these televised hearings! Because the cameras are positioned in the viewing gallery and must point downward to the business end of the room, almost every man who gets up to speak looks at his notes on the dais, and OOPS, another combover!
~VOW
That sounds like something the Daily Show would focus on!! 
Thank you, that means quality laughability!
It’s hilarious to see a man’s hair so neatly combed/fluffed/styled in the front, around his face, and then he looks at his notes and WHOOPSIE!
There very well could be sparsely-haired ladies, but female folks are (1) better at fluffing and styling, and (2) look at their hair from all angles. Women are more likely to use weaves and wigs, although I haven’t been examining the masses for those.
~VOW
Hey. I notice the hair issues too.
The speechifying is just soooooo boring. I wait on the pundits to explain it.
But, I keep watching, I doze off and awake and séems like nothing’s been said. So I look at hair and clothes.
Dershowitz wears nice suits.
Worst thing about the Impeachment bullshit is it pre-empts The Price Is Right, Dammit! :mad:
It does encourage me to ski earlier however.