Where do the most fiersome assclowns come from? What about the other ones.
The cutest assclowns come from Nebraska, for they have button noses.
The deadliest assclowns come from albania, for they have teeth that rend.
The scariest clowns come from Alabama, because they have two heads and a club foot.
Actually, the most frightening assclowns reside in Mungville, CT. Many of them are decendants of the Bridgeport, CT assclown migrants, which are as equally frightening.
The most vile assclown is UncleBeer when he is drunk on his moderator power.
UncleBeer is such an ass bandit.
::grabs his anus, flings it over his shoulder and runs::
The most dangerous/vile assclowns are the one’s that rip off Chris Jericho’s material…
And, yeah, Unclebeer (or “Tiddlywinks Doilyfreckle”, as I like to call him) is a bit of an assclown, too. 
SPOOFE my pet…
Assclown originated from the movie Office Space, not from Chris Jericho.
But just for you I’d like to say…
I will never eeeeeeevvvvvveeeeeeerrrrr correct you again 
(I’m a Jericholic as well as a hardygrrl)